Since the introduction of Trammel, Galad notices that Felucca is without a strong leader and decides to step forward. Bells ring out in the land, and the town criers proclaim that Felucca has a new, wise ruler.

Galad stumbles upon another player in Papua using the same name by following his many corpses. Obviously very excited to meet the real Galad, the doppelganger asks to join LuT. How could Galad deny him that chance?

There were always other Galads but we reminded ourselves that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

In this episode, Galad explores the newbie city of Haven and finds that it’s as dull as the name implies. First off, what’s up with the moongate? Will a new player actuall step into that, or will he run away thinking it’s a monster? Upon exploring the down, Galad finds that it is full of tamable animals and NPCs wanting to be escorted to the building they are standing next to. Later, Galad stumbles upon a new player who has somehow managed to procure a full set of ranger armor for himself. Suddenly, Galad is unceremoniously booted from Haven and tossed into a pack of headless ones and orcs. Welcome to the real world, newbies!

Sometimes in UO, we didn’t always adapt well to change.

After gating a newbie named Zor to a stuck location, Galad casts Incognito and returns for some heckling. Unbelievably, Zor seems oblivious to the fact that his “visitors” are all just the same person, back for another round of fun.

I’m surprised I even got screen shots, considering how hard I was laughing while all of this was happening.

While out looking for loot, Galad happens upon the hapless adventurer IcE CuBe and decides to finish him off with an EBolt. Unfortunately, as Galad’s Evaluate Intelligence skill is 13.8, the task requires several more EBolts than expected. Hilarity ensues as IcE CuBe, now resurrected, takes the old “I’m getting my main” line to new heights. IcE CuBe places a 7k bounty on Galad’s head, and Galad decides to collect the bounty himself!

Galad and his friends decide to add a new member to LuT, then initiate him. The mark is JuviNilE. JuviNilE gets guilded and initiated, and even his horse gets to join in the fun!

Galad decides to take a break from looting and try scamming for a while. Knowing that few new players have actually seen a furniture dye tub in person, he attempts to pass a regular dye tub off as a furniture dye tub and succeeds — twice! To make things even more fun, it turns out that the second mark is a fan of Galad’s work.

As the adventure begins, Galad and Noto Rooter are up to their usual tricks, gating people to a location that Galad has taken to calling Fantasy Island. Some of their victims are none too happy about this, and page for a counselor in an attempt to get Galad banned!

As the adventure begins, Galad and Levo are attempting to fool Rakume Williams into stepping into a gate that leads to Wyvern Island. Unfortunately, things don’t work out quite as planned and Levo ends up dead. However, it isn’t long before a new victim comes along, and when Galad makes it to Wyvern Island, he finds some loot he hadn’t anticipated!