10 Steps to Becoming a Lootee
An Adventure on the Sonoma Shard
Step #1:
Die.
Step #2:
Always make sure you have a friend along who will rez you,
loot you when you die, and even trashtalk for you.
Step #3:
Tell your friend to put your loot into a bag and set it on the ground.
Step #4:
Resurrect your buddy.
Step #5:
Look high and low for your missing loot.
Step #6:
Realize you've been looted and start spouting profanities
at that guy who just took your stuff.
Step #7:
Demand your loot back.
Step #8:
Don't give in to the looter's demands because you still believe
you can get your loot back by reasoning with him.
Step #9:
Get extremely pissed off because you aren't getting your loot back,
and be sure compare the looter to a cowardly child.
Step #10:
Cry more, newb.