I now pronounce you: Husband and Corpse
An Adventure on the Sonoma Shard
Note: Some of the shots in this episode are dark because of the lack of nightisight, so I suggest you crank up your brightness.
Galad, Gwydion, Dundain, and Zaruba (STW Guys) are hanging out in the star-room when all of a sudden a gate opens up. Galad hides and soon Tamer and a bunch of his pals come pouring in. Tamer sees the STW and tells them that this is his wedding day and this is the location he chose for the ceremony.
Dundain can't believe that Tamer found a female to actually marry him. (We all know that 95% of the female characters in UO are actually males)
Tamer convinces the STW guys that there is to be no fighting between them. Little does Tamer know that Galad is hidden in the shadows.
At the same moment Galad's nightsight wears off, The STWers start handing out their wedding gifts. The gift of death.
At the sight of Sterling's death, tamer recalls out.
However, tamer is back moments later with two dragons. But they are worthless since he can't gate them into the actual chamber.
Suddenly Tammy, Tamer's Wife-To-Be, falls to the chamber floor for a quick nap.
STW decides the rest of the wedding guests may as well join the others for a ceremony in the land of Monochromia.
More STW gate into the chamber. They bring some Wyrms of their own. Outside the chamber, tamer and his dragons are fighting a furious fight, while inside, Happy Hardcore (Zaruba's other character), is disposing of the rest of the wedding-goers.
Tamer manages to gate his dragons out, so Galad comes out of hiding to check out the loot and laugh at the guests.
In case tamer comes back, Galad needs regs, so he recalls to the West Bank of Britain and who does he see but Tamer himself!
The corpses from the Star-Room use the stuck option to get themselves to Britain. Tamers Wife-To-Be, Tammy, laments to a fellow victim.
Tamer announces that he will be gating to the moongate so the wedding can be held somewhere in Trammel, but somehow, his gate seems to disapear.
Tamer and company walk to the Britain Graveyard and drop a Trammel Stone. Galad decides Tamer would be better off in Felucca.
The local Skeleton Gang takes a liking to Tamer while Galad and friends watch and laugh.
